Butter Hits Premium Prices After Cows Unionize21st March 2025
Sources close to the pasture confirm that the nation’s dairy herd has officially unionized, forming the Bovine Butter Brigade (BBB) and demanding better working conditions, higher grass wages, and a cut of the creamy profits.
Otago University Calls Kettle Black20th March 2025
In a twist of irony so thick you could cut it with a butter knife, the University of Otago has taken a bold stand against what it deems "highly ideological" thinking.
HelloFresh: Saving the Planet, One Unwanted Kumara at a Time11th March 2025
Enter HelloFresh, the meal-kit messiah promising to slash food waste, power their vans with sunshine, and sprinkle “Climate Superstar” recipes into our kitchens like eco-friendly fairy dust.
Law Students Take Oil Case to Supreme Court, Still Think Laws Care About Feelings10th March 2025
In a plot twist no one saw coming—except maybe the scriptwriters of Lord of the Rings—a band of plucky law students from Victoria University are saddling up their legal ponies for one last ride.
New Zealand’s Bold Leap: Drag 101 for Toddlers—Because Nothing Says ‘Early Learning’ Like Sequins and Sass9th March 2025
In a move that has progressive parents cheering and traditionalists clutching their pearls, New Zealand’s Ministry of Education has unveiled its latest curriculum overhaul.
Wellington Water’s $51 Million Oopsie: Budgeting for Dummies Hits the Capital9th March 2025
Wellington, the beating heart of New Zealand’s progressive utopia, has gifted us yet another masterclass in left-wing irony
Shrink Gets Māori Makeover: Left-Wing Tote Bags Save the Day8th March 2025
In a groundbreaking leap for mental health equity, local psychologist Dr. Simon Fairweather has declared himself “fully Treaty-compliant” after completing a two-hour online workshop.